We at Paden Productions, Inc. are dedicated solely to benefitting your wants and needs as a friend and ally through our revolutionary journey to wherever we eventually end up. We curiously examine every option, every door, for our organization, and we share our experiments with you for FREE! All you need to do is pay shipping and handling, sales tax, and us tax (which is just tax that goes to us instead of the government.) We also will very reluctantly agree to accept donations to our cause.
Can you believe it? Can you believe that such a selfless organization exists? Well, we at Paden Productions are incredibly humble (just thought we should mention that) and thus we profess to say that we are like every other non-profit organization. We are not asking for money, we are only requesting your contributions.
Do you want to become part of the revolution? Email us at padenproductions@gmail.com for information on how to cough help our cough cash cause...
